Delaware - Kentucky
Delaware
In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare
Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal
Georgia
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down
It is illegal in Georgia to use profanity in the presence of a corpse
Hawaii
In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician
Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird
Idaho
It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the vehicle
Idaho Falls: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle
Illinois
state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts
Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire; It is illegal to give a dog whiskey; Kites may not be flown within the city limits; Spitting is forbidden
Homer: It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer
Des Plaines: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees
In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera, and for women over 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride horses in shorts
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois
Normal: It is against the law to make faces at dogs
It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads
Beech Grove: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park
Elkhart: It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears
In Indiana it is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter
You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table; the waiter or waitress has to do it
Iowa
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free
Ottumwa: Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know
The Iowa Legislature once passed a resolution ordering the state cafeteria to start serving cornbread
Kansas
In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups
In Kansas City, KS, saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase "blessed be his name," can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights
No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas
Russell: Musical car horns are banned
Topeka: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited
Kentucky
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground"
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times
