Alabama - Connecticut
Alabama
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
Masks may not be worn in public
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death
You may not drive barefooted
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time
Alaska
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting
Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited
Arizona
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus
You may not have more than two dildos in a house
Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse
Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up
Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders
Tucson: Women may not wear pants
Arkansas
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise
Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature"
It is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs
It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas
Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock
California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash
Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows
Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time
In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand
In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated
In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time
It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
Colorado
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver
Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep
Connecticut
Bloomfield, Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car
Waterbury: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer
